I don't know, but now I can just ASK HIM. Directly. No Middleman/Middleangel.
How can I do this? Because I have just received what is possibly the Greatest Gift Ever.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please say hello to Answer Me Jesus. Not only is this fellow a lovely shade of pink, he answers questions too! Just ask a question, give the Saviour a slight shake and turn him over to see the answer:
Here Jesus is telling me "The Holy Water Will Sting" This is not a good answer.
I have decided that Jesus will accompany us on any new and exciting adventures--including riding up front in the Penske on Monday as we drive across Indiana. You never know when you might just have a question!
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