Wow. I can't believe that I have only 4 days left at work! While I'm nervous about moving, finding an apartment, getting a new job, finding new radio pre-sets--I'm beginning to get to the Glad Place about leaving my current job.
This is only helped by phone conversations such as this, from my wonderful afternoon:
Contractor: I went to your website, and my company isn't listed.
Me: Did you go to whereameliabeeworks.com?
Contractor:No, I went to notwhereameliabeeworks.com, and I'm not listed.
Me: Um, well, that isn't our website. So...you wouldn't be listed there.
Contractor:Well, how do I get listed?
Me...getting more confused: On our website?
Contractor: No--on notwhereameliabeeworks.com
Me...wishing I had some sedatives in my desk drawer: I don't know because... see, that isn't our website. I just checked our website and you are indeed listed.
Contractor:Well..I want to be listed on the other site. Can you fix that?
Me...deciding that in lieu of sedatives, I could just drink white out: No, I can't because that isn't our company. You'd have to call or email them--I really don't know anything about them. I'm not even sure what kind of business they are.
Contactor: Well, what is their phone number? Can you at least tell me that?
Me...downing a big swig of white out: *Sigh...*
Happy Labor Day 2023!
1 year ago
3 comments:
Yikes,
where are you moving? Far away, with requiring new radio presets? Jeepers, I just hardly met you! Oh well, but this is a cyber-conversation so heck, I am hoping you are moving to Tahiti or someplace equally fine.
All the best wherever you are going but please elaborate.
Love, That Immobile and Rather Barnaclish Laundress
We are indeed moving far away from the Mad city--Columbus OH. So sadly, no place really fun, although Columbus has its charms...
We're going for an apartment hunting trip next week, so I'll have photos to share when I get back...
I'm so happy for you, because conversations like that BLOW, and I know that you've had about 10 a day since day 1. Booohiss.
I'm giggling in my head to think of whereameliabeeworks without you. giggling giggling.
They are SO up shit creek.
And NO paddle!
Hell, NO BOAT!
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