Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Today's Seminar Topics

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8-9am Dissecting Symbolism: Are Whip Cracking Noises Social Commentary?

9-10am Keynote Session
Gender Identity Issues in Color: What About Purple?
In this session, participants will learn how to determine which colors are always gay, just fruity and which are never gay. A must for tomorrow's busy executive! Seating is limited for this popular session.

10am-1pm Break for "Employment"

1-3pm Rejoinders: Moving Beyond Dickwad


Hope to see you all there!

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Wow! Wow! Wow!

It is not terribly often that I hear a song that blows me completely off my feet.
Ladies and gents, here are TWO--count 'em TWO songs that did just that! I heard both on the radio and both times I was desperately trying to scribble down snippets of lyrics so I could find out who the bands were.

First off "Rehab" from the amazing Amy Winehouse. She is carrying the torch for Altos everywhere. Take that you melismatic sopranos! This is an amazingly catchy song, and not even close to the best song on the album, I have discovered.




And then there are The Cliks, with "Oh, Yeah"
I actually parked so that I could make sure to hear the whole song. Lucas Silveira has one of the best voices I've ever heard in rock and roll. And frankly, I'm insanely jealous. Even at its tip-top best, my voice couldn't have held a candle to this. Long live Lucas!

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Achoo! *sniff, sniff*

Yep, we are sick. Not me, but the computer.
It has caught a virus.

Not to fear, though. The good fellows at Geek Squad are taking care of it--and they are even able to save most of my files.

Hooray for geek squad!

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Today's Seminar

This might become a regular feature here at Ameliabee, seeing as it is a regular feature in my life. There is a group of guys who sit on the Other Side of the Cube Wall from me. Several times a day, they all gather in one cube for spirited discussions in what I have taken to thinking of as the "Man Seminar".

Today's Sessions Include:

8-9 am--How Drunk Was He? Memorial Day Observations From Modern Day Men

9-10 am--Small Group Session: How many times did YOU puke this weekend?

10 am - 1 pm--Break for "work"

1-3 pm--Panel Discussion: But Is It Racing? Dragsters, and Other Two Vehicle Events. (In the interest of time and budget, no powerpoints will be permitted)


3-4 pm--What About Monster Trucks? Exploring Bias in the Racing Community

Monday, May 28, 2007

Condolicious!


I finally have some photos of the condo!

Just click on the photo at left to take a peek.
I only have photos of the model at present. We close in a few weeks and then I'll have photos of the Real Deal to post. Still don't have the new vehicle in our posession...but once I do more photos too!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

All the news that is....

April was amazing. Not necessarily in a good way, mind you, but amazing nevertheless.

Quick rundown:

April 1—my 39th birthday! And how did Ameliabee celebrate turning Very Nearly Forty? By having emergency dental surgery, of course. Yes, yes, I know that if I actually visited the dentist on a fairly regular basis, la, la, la. If I didn’t have such a paralyzing fear of dentistry so bad that typing this is difficult, I would. But…I do have said fear, and hence our story.

Basically, I was in a lot of pain (which I was attributing to TMJ) for a day or two. It was so bad that I had the telephone book out and was looking up dental clinics as I lay awake from the pain and throbbing in my head. When Mr. Ameliabee came downstairs in the morning (I slept on the couch as laying down made the pain worse) he yelped and dragged me upstairs to look in a mirror. The entire left side of my head was swelled up to the point that I could just barely open my mouth and left eye. Also, the pain was so bad that I was dizzy and threw up a little.

So…off to the emergency dental clinic to wait for several hours. To give you an idea about the pain, I was actually glad to be there instead of hyperventilating like I normally am. (Truly, my dental-phobia is so bad that I’ve considered having them put me under completely to do fillings and such. Yes, I am that crazy.) Anywhoo. A few hours, 12 Novocain and 5 antibiotic shots later I was minus one tooth and carrying a prescription for Vicodin. The infection was so bad that the swelling in my face didn’t go down for 4 days. Made for some lovely afternoons at work, I can tell you.

So that was April 1. Then, my very dear friend got very very sick with a rare neurological condition. I won’t go into it much here, because that is her story to tell, not mine—but the short version is that she got some horrible medical care, and some wonderful medical care, and is now heading up the long road to recovery. Spent time hanging out in the hospital, hanging out with the kids, etc. I have to tell you, these are great kids. I know that they were very stressed out with Mommy suddenly gone, Daddy hanging by the end of his rope and Crazy Ameliabee hanging around all the time, but they hung in there. Truly, they are the cutest and best kids around. Bar none.

Through this excitement I have an even greater appreciation for parents (though oddly not my own, which I suppose is a Whole Different BlogPost)—and am more secure than ever in the knowledge that I would not be able to do it. I just don’t have enough to give to kids, I’m not stable enough to be dependable, and I’m just not cut out for it. Thankfully, with the aforementioned birthday the possibility becomes more and more remote by the day. One of the things I love the best about these particular friends is that, even though I love their kids and love to play with them and take care of them, they have never, not once doubted our decision to remain childless. They trust our self-knowledge and believe us when we say that we couldn’t do it. Which, considering how much unsolicited advice I get about this topic from family, co-workers, and random people in the grocery store, is a welcome change.

Now, onward to the Big News!
As you can guess from the above ranting about kids, I am indeed not pregnant.

What I am is a New Homeowner! Yep, it’s true. Mr. and Mrs. Ameliabee are moving to our very own, brand-spanking new condominium! It was such a truly great deal that we couldn’t pass it up, our lease was ending and, why the heck not? The whole thing was kind of a spur of the moment decision—but then again, all of our major life decisions have been made this way: marriage, moving to Wisconsin, buying a car, moving to Ohio, now the house.

And a car. We are single-handedly jumping starting the economy up in here! With our move to the ‘burbs, we need to have another car so we shall hopefully be the proud owners of a 2005 Scion within the next week. Photos of both house and car to follow, once I have both in my possession.

And that is about it. Whew!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Not dead...

Just a really quick post to say that I've not gone away forever...things have just been interesting in Ameliabee land this April, and I'm still catching up and catching my breath.

Some possible big news to report soon, but I don't want to jinx anything until I'm sure all is a done deal. Yes, I am that superstitious and No, I'm not pregnant. Thank goodness.

More to come very soon!

Monday, April 02, 2007

My Humps

As if I needed another reason to love Ms. Alannis Morissette, here it is.

Her version of "My Humps."


Manages to make fun of the original for being vapid and dumb, while also conveying the sadness inherent in a the kind of girl who would want a life defined only by her desireableness.

It is still good even if you haven't seen the original...but here it is just in case:
"My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.