Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Today's Seminar Topics

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8-9am Dissecting Symbolism: Are Whip Cracking Noises Social Commentary?

9-10am Keynote Session
Gender Identity Issues in Color: What About Purple?
In this session, participants will learn how to determine which colors are always gay, just fruity and which are never gay. A must for tomorrow's busy executive! Seating is limited for this popular session.

10am-1pm Break for "Employment"

1-3pm Rejoinders: Moving Beyond Dickwad


Hope to see you all there!

7 comments:

Dane said...

I love these! This is hilarious. I also love the picture you've chosen for the brochure.

beth said...

I just shot diet pepsi out my nose. Please, please please turn this into a book. I really think it would sell well, and I'm certain McSweeney's would publish it. Oh lord I love these.

beth said...

Amy! Amy! Look what I found:
http://www.glarkware.com/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=2094

Buy some now! :)

Beth

AmeliaBee said...

I seriously NEED those stickers.
NEED THEM!

Wow, do you really think McSweeney's would be interested?
Wow!

beth said...

Certainly I do! They publish all those "list" books - like the one with the unicorn on the front - what was that one called? Anyway, you just need to keep these like a diary and wham! You have one of those books! :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Bee. Thought this story went quite well with your blog entry.

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/103249/How-Loud-is-too-Loud

beth said...

This is a pretty new look for your blog!

Now, blog more! :)

Miss you!!!