and it's Fabio. Not the muscleman stud muffin who graced many romance novel and video game covers; who "wrote" his own line of bodice-shredders; who whispered the virtues of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...Spray; and recorded the amazing spoken word album After Dark? Yes, the very same Fabio.
He called me today. Well, my husband actually, but I got to touch the phone during the call.
Why did Fabio call Mr. Ameliabee? Because I asked him to. And you can ask him too, on the Fabio Fone website.
In what appears to be some sort of promotion for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, Fabio will call you with a pre-recorded message. Using your name and other information you supply, he'll chat with you and end by plugging for a vacation contest, which is also somehow linked to my disbelief that this tub of shortening could possibly not be in point of fact, butter.
Each section is accompanied by a short video of Fabio, explaining what to do. While the video is downloading, Fabio is looking heavenward with eyes mostly closed, in a pose that I imagine is supposed to appear somehow thoughtful and sexy. But since he is sitting astride a stool, it mostly looks like he has to go to the bathroom.
Come one, you know you want to.
A phone call is just a click away.
One click, and then....FABIO!
3 comments:
I have just prank called most of my address book with fabio. I text message warned them, yet still...I don't think they were ready for that jelly.
I. love. fabio. fone.
Oh my Ms. Bee.
Fabio is legendary.
My husband cheerfully chats with any AM radio poll.
He would be delighted to have a call from Fabio.
sigh.
that just sucks all of the fun right out of it, having a totally-hot and ripped long-haired guy talking to my purse-toting baldy.
damn.
Guess I will stay with my own fellow.
Now, I must convince him of my good intentions, in forsaking Fabio for HIS lovely self...
anonymously!
I TOTALLY know what I am getting everyone for Christmas this year. Early! Fabio Fone all around!
And they say there's nothing good on the internet...thanks for proving them wrong.
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