I know I'm supposed to be giving up my gossip blogs, but I can't help myself--just a little peek now at then.
In so peeking, I got way more of any eyeful than I bargained for. As you may know, Ms. Britney Spears has been making a new career out of flashing her panty-less unmentionables to any and everyone. So now every one knows that what she has is very much the same as what we all have. Taa Daa!
But I digress. The real joy I've gotten out of this Series of Unfortunate Events is learning all the ways that people have of referring to the Thing that Britney is flashing.
Here are my faves:
- private parts
- nether regions
- her goods
- yoohoo
- her no-no special place
- her most intimate parts
- vajay
- coochie
- bagina
- vajayjay
I once would have said that we have more slang terms for male naughty bits than female, but Britney is on a one woman crusade to prove me wrong. To prove me wrong with her no-no special place...
3 comments:
Hey Britney, we don't want to see your babymaker!
Ha! Thanks for the handy list of girly part names. My old roommate and I once read a Cosmopolitan where a reader wrote in and said her husband liked to talk dirty to her by calling them her "nasty bits." We loved that. So yeah, whatever you call them, I don't wants to see them on Britney, or anyone in public, thank you very much. In case you're looking for more slang for boy part names, I've always enjoyed Dane Cook referring to them as either "cash and prizes," or "scrumdiddlyumptious."
nursecorrina--Babymaker! That is a good one, especially since her's has been working over time...
nonanon--Cash and Prizes? Ooooh, that is a good one.
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